Wanna' Backstage Pass to an Event of a Lifetime?

Billions of people across the world are planning to attend the most incredible event in the history of time: “THE END OF THE WORLD!” In fact, everyone (whether they know it or not) has already locked-in their tickets to this most-spectacular event! When I say “EVERYONE will be there,” I mean it more than ever, because EVERYONE (including those who have already come and gone) will be in attendance for THIS event! It’s an event you don’t want to miss, and even if you do, you can’t!

The event is being sponsored entirely by the coolest dude in existence, none other than GOD himself! And you better believe there are going to be fireworks, because God’s arch enemies have promised to show up and try to crash the show, but God has promised an unstoppable and undefeatable performance!

Just after the show, God will be hosting a never-ending after-party, wherein only those with backstage passes will be allowed! Because God is determined to keep the after-party exclusive and available only to those who are in his entourage, he placed his own son as the sole distributor of the backstage after-party passes!

The really cool news is this: God’s son has promised backstage passes to everyone who gets tight with him. In fact, he’s promised to personally and permanently hang with anyone who receives a backstage pass even before the start of the big event!

If you’re eager to chill with God’s son and obtain your own backstage pass, I'm totally committed to freely sharing information concerning his whereabouts, and (if you want) I'll even introduce you to him! (Let me know! Brandonlewis79@msn.com)